I'm a Disaster.

Yo I know I hate Scarlett Johansonn but this is like the most evocative picture I’ve seen in a while. and I have a broken foot. Well, fuck me and my summer plans.

(via littlemisspartyhardy)

bootycaller:

weird, it’s almost as if kreayshawn wrote the first 3 lines of her description, took a break to get a high school diploma, and then wrote the last line

(via bryanmcelwain)

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

#meowmothafuckahs

So I’m in love 

So fucking what

Get off my back about it

and stop saying it’s all a lie.

(via hoe-garden)

This is one of the cooler things I’ve heard in a while, because it makes perfect sense. It’s also kind of scary though… because shit. If that’s the case, I don’t want to give people chances anymore. 

(via brittanyweinstein6060)

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

… I can’t. I just can’t.

(Source: changetheworldlaugh, via bryanmcelwain)

(via vadersempire)

#mybankaccount

(Source: jordanlikesstufftoo, via scottseesmorethananyhuman)

bryanmcelwain:

clandemens:

For Christina.

For Jacqueline.

For Joey.

(Source: djmilez)

(via lounginglackadaisically)