May 2013
26 posts
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
justinbieberrealness:
there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually v shitty
I cannot believe I let you waste my time...
If I had known months ago that you would never respect me enough to let me be happy with anyone but you, I would have told you how it was ages ago and let you walk around with your heart in a million pieces. I was never yours and now I will never see if I could have been someone else’s, either. I hope you spend your first year searching for love as constrained by another’s psychosis as...
askneppy:
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
I feel mildly nauseous if I start getting sick I am going to resent this for the rest of my life
meladoodle:
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
April 2013
233 posts
it’s so hard to remind myself that a whimsical fling pales in comparison to the real deal when the one I truly want is out of sight for so long
This could be fun
1: Name: Cat. Catherine. Catherine Marie.
2: Age: 20
3: 3 Fears: failing, getting so sad that I can't be fixed, sharks
4: 3 things I love: dancing, the cover of Under Pressure by Crooked Fingers, and granola bars
5: 4 turns on: green eyes, high cheekbones, pale skin, lankiness
6: 4 turns off: round faces, narrow shoulders, big lips, speech impediments
7: My best friend: Joe, probably
8: Favorite movie: Good Will Hunting
9: My best first date: I'm not entirely sure
10: How tall am I: five-six? ish
11: What do I miss: being skinny
12: What time were I born: was* and six thirty, give or take
13: Favourite color: Green
14: Do I have a crush: I do indeed
15: Favourite quote: here comes the feeling you thought you'd forgotten
16: Favourite place: Munich
17: Favourite food: red velvet cheesecake
18: Do I use sarcasm: no. never.
19: What am I listening to right now: Gooo by TNGHT
20: First thing I notice in new person: eye color
21: Shoe size: seven and a half, eight, give or take
22: Eye color: brownish green
23: Hair color: brownish red
24: Favourite style of clothing: collected
25: Ever done a prank call?: sure
27: Meaning behind my URL: this. is. cat. marie.
28: Favourite movie: Good Will Hunting Jesus Christ
29: Favourite song: Under Pressure
30: Favourite band: Brand New
31: How I feel right now: anxious
32: Someone I love: Joe
33: My current relationship status: ambiguous
34: My relationship with my parents: shaky
35: Favourite holiday: Christmas
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: ears, in a few places, tattoo on my hip
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: that's too much
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: coercion
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: I think he hates me, on occasion
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: sometimes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: yes
42: When did I last hold hands?: Saturday night
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: depends
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: yes
45: Where am I right now?: room
46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Joe, probably
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: depends
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: not anymore
49: Am I excited for anything?: a little bit
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yep
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: not too often
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Sunday?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I'd probably cry, to be honest
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: not anymore
55: What is something I disliked about today?: the rain
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Bacon TFM
57: What do I think about most?: my grades
58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can speak Russian
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: the ocean
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: behind
61: What was the last lie I told?: that I didn't like Sam
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: neither
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: nope
64: Do I believe in magic?: sure
65: Do I believe in luck?: very much
66: What's the weather like right now?: shitty but nice and cool
67: What was the last book I've read?: The Selection
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: no
69: Do I have any nicknames?: Cat, Kitty, Catarina
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: broke my ankle
71: Do I spend money or save it?: spend
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: no
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: no
74: Favourite animal?: cocker spaniel
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: sleeping
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Yeager
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Horchata
78: How can you win my heart?: just... there's no set recipe
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: infinity awaits
80: What is my favorite word?: fuck
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I dunno
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Go about your days, please
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: yeah
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: invisibility
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: are you sick?
86: What is my current desktop picture?: a lilly pulitzer pattern
87: Had sex?: sure
88: Bought condoms?: yep
89: Gotten pregnant?: can't
90: Failed a class?: yep
91: Kissed a boy?: mmhmm
92: Kissed a girl?: indeed
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: I have
94: Had job?: yeah
95: Left the house without my wallet?: all the fucking time
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: yeah
97: Had sex in public?: kind of
98: Played on a sports team?: mmhmm
99: Smoked weed?: mmhmm
100: Did drugs?: duh
101: Smoked cigarettes?: yah
102: Drank alcohol?: sure
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: nope
104: Been overweight?: no
105: Been underweight?: yes
106: Been to a wedding?: yep
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: yep
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: oh jeez
109: Been outside my home country?: yeah
110: Gotten my heart broken?: so very much
111: Been to a professional sports game?: yeah
112: Broken a bone?: mmhmm
113: Cut myself?: nope
114: Been to prom?: yeah
115: Been in airplane?: yeah
116: Fly by helicopter?: never
117: What concerts have I been to?: I'm not listing them all jesus god
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: not really
119: Learned another language?: hahaha
120: Wore make up?: sure
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: yeah
122: Had oral sex?: mmhmm
123: Dyed my hair?: I did
124: Voted in a presidential election?: indeed
125: Rode in an ambulance?: sadly
126: Had a surgery?: yeah
127: Met someone famous?: I have
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: I mean... no?
129: Peed outside?: ahahahahah yes
130: Been fishing?: kind of
131: Helped with charity?: all the time
132: Been rejected by a crush?: ugh
133: Broken a mirror?: yes ahahhahha fuck I forgot but yeah
134: What do I want for birthday?: what language do you speak?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: Declan, Margaret, Harlan
136: Was I named after anyone?: Catherine Earnshaw. Look her up.
137: Do I like my handwriting?: I do, actually
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: I don't remember
139: Favourite Tv Show?: Gossip Girl
140: Where do I want to live when older?: Anywhere but here
141: Play any musical instrument?: a few
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: I fell in a bed of rocks once, tore up my entire leg
143: Favourite pizza toping?: chicken and alfredo sauce
144: Am I afraid of the dark?: a bit
145: Am I afraid of heights?: extremely
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: yeah
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: oh my god yes
148: What I'm really bad at: singing
149: What my greatest achievments are: I'm not sure
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I will never stop annoying those I love
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: buy all the clothes I want
152: What do I like about myself: my eyes
153: My closest Tumblr friend: God, I dunno
154: Something I fantasise about: Party Sam ;D I'm kidding. running
155: Any question you'd like?: What will become of me?
loowholockian:
stridork:
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
5 tags
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
chrismello:
someone invent a comfortable reading position
the person I’ve known for all of two months reached out to me to talk before the person who was my best friend. Excuse. Me.
